Sunday, November 25, 2012

Done Done London - So Over Done

Before I start venting out my frustration on this Done Done movie,  I must say that I am really relieved about Yash Chopra's heavenly abode. I also pray that SRK stops acting in romantic movies.... Let me get to the great story line and wonder how this movie got 3.5 by Times of India and 4 by Filmfare.

Firstly, story is OK till the time and again plot of "rich gal falling in love with waiter". But I can't understand the following stuff:
1. Rich girl having an affair with waiter behind her fiance's back and no one getting a hint of this.
2. Rich girl forgiving her mother for abandoning her and her "loving and caring" dad just because she understood that her mom fell in love. The logic is unsettling.
3.Also I did not know this deal of lending 500 pounds to a Lahori roommate and in return he builds a 5 star restaurant from it AND also keeps your share safe until you return to London. Looks like a really good deal to me!
4. And of course the Retrograde Amnesia. I did not care to google this but I am appalled by the creativity of Bolly writers in making up diseases. They have come a long way from Cancer!
5. And the baap of all, when SRK is asked his age, in the movie, he tells 28!!!!! MFing 28!!!! Have some decency man! You are nearing 48!!
6. And the lets not forget the great Lahori friend abandoning his own bungalow so that SRK can romance Katrina in it. I mean who gets such friends!!
6. And the UK police allowing SRK to diffuse a bomb, without even telling out his name or showing his ID. Again very surprising...
7. And Anushka sacrificing SRK for Katrina. So unwomanly now yaar! Really no cat-fight???

 I thought I should have watched Twilight-Breaking Dawn instead. But again that is also very much Bollywood, where a mother lets her old lover romance her 3 year old daughter. Yuck... I wonder if such plots are inspired by blue films.

After watching all this unbelievable stuff in one movie, I thought I can give some suitable titles to this movie:
Of course there is 1. Done Done London- So Poorly Done
2. 500 pounds se 5 star hotel tak
3. Ek side Meera aur doosre me Akira
4. The man who cannot die  will not age
5. 10 saal baad mujhe aayi Meera yaad
6. Kab tak hai Rukna?
7. Line cross karnewali Meera
8. Lahori ka Jaadu
9. Meera ki kurbani aur Akira ki jawani
10. Samar hua Amar

.... and many many more....
I am done with third grade romantic movies.

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